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I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME
AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH
DO
NOT
TOUCH
BABY WILD ANIMALS
Baby animals are so cute but they are in such a fragile place. If you touch a baby animal in the wild, whether it’s a bird, a deer, or a seal, you leave your human scent on it. When its parent returns to it, it will smell that and often subsequently reject its offspring, leaving the baby to die of starvation, dehydration, or as prey of another animal.
Baby seals are very weak. You can see how this one can’t move very far at all. They often have to be left on beaches for extended periods of time while their mothers hunt fish to feed them. If you ever encounter a baby seal, give it at least 50 feet of space but 100 is better. If you think the offspring may be malnourished, injured, or sick, you will want to give a phone call to a state wildlife control board, department of wildlife or ecology, or park service, depending on where you are. Do Not approach the animal and Do Not try to feed it.
The most important part of loving nature is respecting its boundaries. this has been a psa.
okay while I understand the necessity of leaving animals alone this advice is most commonly seen regarding the handling of baby birds and apparently that’s a load of garbage so naturally i’m skeptical that this is true of ANY animal whatsoever
(Source: annhogs)
So last night I came across this table with 3 girls. They said they were out celebrating. When I asked what they were celebrating, one girl replied “my new hair color I’m now blonde”. She wasn’t blonde, her hair was golden brown. Anyway, so she orders a blue cheese bacon burger and wanted to add extra cheddar cheese. When her burger came out, there was no blue cheese. So being my job, I brought it back to the kitchen and brought out a new burger with blue cheese. After about 10 mins or so, she tells me she hates the blue cheese and wants it off. Of course I take the burger back and make her a new burger for the second time. Then seeing she eats half the burger and assuming shes done since she put trash on her plate, she complains she hated the burger all together. Then asks for a sundae with sparklers and candles since they wanted to make this a big celebration. After I was done serving them, correctly doing my job and being as helpful and has nice as I can, I drop off the check. After they leave, this is what I find. I understand she was upset about her burger, but I worked my ass off for this table and did so much for them. I even got them stuff discounted on the bill. She put “NAH SON” for tip and signed it “smooche da puss” instead of her signature. I can’t believe how disrespectful some people are now a days.
OK, dipshits, listen up: In the US, servers make all of $2 an hour, and the rest is from tips. They are taxed at the expectation of a 15% tip (which accounts for the hourly wage), and in most restaurants they have to give a certain percentage (say, 2.5%) to the busser, the host, and maybe the dishwasher. They have to pay tax and tip out even if the customer leaves no tip. When you leave less than 10%, the server worked your table for free. When you leave nothing at all, the server PAID to work your table. On this bill, that server would have had to pay almost $15 for the “privilege” of serving you.
IF YOUR SERVER DOES THEIR JOB, ON EVERYTHING THEY CAN CONTROL—WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE THE KITCHEN FUCKING UP—AND YOU LEAVE NO TIP, YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Also, if being a decent human being isn’t enough motivation for you, then remember this: If you tip less than 10 or more than 20%, you will be remembered and treated accordingly the next time you come in. If you leave no tip and you ever show your face in that restaurant again, they WILL fuck with your food, almost guaranteed.
THIS MAKES ME SO FURIOUS
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
One in five.
That’s how many anorexia sufferers die.
20%.
My friend just had someone in her family diagnosed with cancer. He has an 84% survival rate.
I am more likely to survive cancer than I am to survive anorexia.
That is how deadly this disorder is.
This is not a phase. This is not a diet.
This is life or death.Thank you for this